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| 14:58 < @tober> my kernel loves me, this I know… because it goes down on me often. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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17:30 [@mp] omg tay said moist 17:30 [@mp] brb bathroom | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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[11:13] < [case]> there’s a bug in the latest version of IOS [11:13] < [case]> if you configured it just right [11:13] < [case]> it routes packets | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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[11:01] [bean] 1 hand on pager, 1 hand on irc, 1 hand programming db, and i don’t know what my 4th hand is doing, but it feels good | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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[Glimcoil] S.Q.U.R.L.: Synthetic Quantum Ultimate Repair Lifeform [Glimcoil] L.O.K.I.: Lifeform Optimized for Killing and Infiltration | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| [Tsk-light] randy would be dead right now if i had balls | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| [RoadRuner] Cisco Systems ..!!.. ..!!.. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| [23:28] [mr_bill] getting married has helped my bandwith. i”m not allowed to look at naked chix anymore. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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[Furyion] i suck dick for them [_Tsk_] i dont like anything with a bone [_Tsk_] god, i saw that coming [_Tsk_] oh my JESUS | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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*LadyDeath* thank god that wasnt nex sex or you would have my hand on your ………… -> *LadyDeath* I don’t think I have the parts your hand would be on | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| [jimmie] my cat wanted a boob job… | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| [LoverMan] SHUT UP ABOUT FUCKING POKEMON BEFORE I FARTATCHU | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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Johne: It comes with a ball! (aibo) Roy: I came with two…what’s the big deal… | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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[12:25] [jimmie] it sucks to pay someone 120$ to stick their finger up your ass and you dont even enjoy it | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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[00:38] [Ryan_] “what are we doing tommorow night sQurl?” [00:38] [Ryan_] “The same thing we do every night Ryan, try to takeover EFnet” | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| [mr_bill] “no sex if you’ve fucked more people than your IQ” | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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[sQurl] jesus is there anything that isn’t broken right now? [12:20] [r1ch] customers phones | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| [FlashMan] except the closet full of bay routers that really runs my network. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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[JustinT] KILL ME *** Signoff: JustinT (Nick collision(new)) | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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Phil: You don’t like chocolate? I’m never talking to you again. What kind of female are you? | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| [Sv3n] my hands are deep inside this puter… | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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[faust] read goethe [cxn] goethe? [jimmie] :*( [_duncan] woo.. [cxn] i think i have been to a goethe palce. [cxn] what did they call it [cxn] bondage a go go? [jimmie] ack [jimmie] thats GOTH you dork  [jimmie] as in gothic [faust] goethe [faust] u guys don’t read much [jimmie] i’m talking to cxn
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[sQurl] oh man [sQurl] I’m stoned [sQurl] being obnoxious [sQurl] and global =) * sQurl looks at her keyboard | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| [Raccoon] oh pff, like being an oper is oh so stressful | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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[jiimmy] heh [jiimmy] the funny thing is [jiimmy] you cant tell the difference [jiimmy] between when idle reboots [jiimmy] and when quadrunner reboots | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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*** Da5id has changed the topic on channel #twilight_zone to Whip me! Beat me! Make me do VoIP!!! | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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[anti-tsk] Congradulations. EFnet just earned couple hours of primetime (EST, of course) downtime. You might want to do some server reroutes right now because at 8pm you will reach a new peak at 8pm. Oh, and you can thank Tsk/jason`/jimmie and all the other corrupt ops who RiSCiSO gave money/hardware to. “opers will not be involved in channel disputes”. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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[Taner] DUCKS U it is hard to join qa channel rwwhne you are cumec up [Taner] whoa [Taner] fucked m [Taner] me [Tskk] haha [idlegosa] haha [Taner] I am fujbar [amnezia] hahaha [Taner] FUC OFF | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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(Tskk) dammit (Tskk) ok (Tskk) jill is seriously getting annoyed (Tskk) she’s like (Tskk) pulling (Tskk) my (Tskk) clothwesadhjkla (Tskk) \ [humble] uhm (Tskk) vyjr (Tskk) [’ [Wireless] *CENSORED* [sQurl] damn it [sQurl] I wanted the computer back * sQurl dumps tskk on his ass | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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Henry: Come sit on daddy’s lap and we’ll talk about the first thing that comes up. Jeff: That would be lunch. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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[tober] “we can neither confirm nor deny that our infrastructure sucks. Our lawyers won’t let us. Thank you for calling MFSWorlcomUUnetMCITacoBell. Have a nice day.” | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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[marcus] why do you think i irc? [Temp] to have sex with me | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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[FlashMan] they were like “and name of company?” [FlashMan] “Cisco Systems” [FlashMan] “no, that’s who you’re calling. what’s the name of your company?” [FlashMan] “Cisco Systems” | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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=tskk= it was the lack of sleem dappit =tskk= err =tskk= sleep dammit | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| [frash] EVER RJ-45′d YOUR NIPPLES LITTLE GIRL ? | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| [tober] A Craig full of beans ought to be considered to be a munition. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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[mindshape] < #cpa;cja,ber pl [mindshape] whoa [mindshape] that was soposed to be ‘/m #coalchamber ok’ | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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[gige] what is a postits [rezz-n8] packet over sonet tits? =) | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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[squrl] martin and his damned white papers [irmavep] yeah, the martian chronicles | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| *misaochan* but at least i got to interview IN THE NUDE =) | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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[frashtew] squrl: you are a semi-martial arts owning irc woman that will pose with weapons and can wear flannel | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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[FlashMan] kittens are out grazing on the carpet [Taner] carpetmunching pussies? | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| [lump] “will give O for big O” | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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[jimmie] I be routin’ yo packets like a Cisco; [jimmie] I’m gonna grease yo cables with Crisco | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| [jimmie] i’m in bed, ircing and waiting for my woman to be ready to go | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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[meekay] “Well, I’m actually running a pr0n site off my machine. That’s why the network’s lagged.” -coworker | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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[TARDIS] I can hear it now “Antartica will be a huge growth market for VERIO in the new future” [TARDIS] “Just think of all the penguins we can get online!” | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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[FlashSTL] and we do that thing where you put your thing into my thing and some things come and fertilize my things | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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[kanz3n] I am kanz3n, the netsex bot.. programmed to fulfill your every netsex desire. I am so realist that I was actually programmed to be a 60 year old man prentending to be a 19 year old horney chick with big hooters | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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[LoverMan] “GC is run by monkeys! All they do is pull on their peni all day long like baboons!” | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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[tober] Man, I need a beer and some high quality fellatio from a not terribly intellectual woman with long blonde hair and large breasts | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| [Fun-Boy] “lost my hard drive, lost my irqs, lost my pr0n collection …” | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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[RockyJ] when I grow up I want to work for World COmm.. you can be stupid.. arrogant.. and really fuck with people.. and get paid | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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*** Notice — Adair added temporary 10 min. K-Line for [MattUU@i.am.a.k-lining.bitch.net] [go k-line boy!] *** Notice — MattUU added temporary 10 min. K-Line for [dave@wishes.he.could.kline.like.the.master.com] [No reason] [Adair-] better than opers /killing each other  [frashie] [total] frashie added temporary 1 min. K-Line for [exodus@employees.have.too.much.time.on.their.hands.to.com] [No reason] *** Notice — ExoSloth added temporary 1 min. K-Line for [exodus@employees.must.be.bored] [excess_klines by frashie@ExoSloth ] *** Notice — MattUU added temporary 1 min. K-Line for [everyone@wants.to.get.on.kline.jeopardy.and.play.net] [No reason] | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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[WintrHawk] #209: SPARCie [WintrHawk] hostname: SPARCie: BAD Dog! [WintrHawk] hostname: Dont be gay! Dont be gay, SPARCie. [WintrHawk] hostname: root forgot to tell you that your workstation is a gay homosexual
*** XneyEgo (karl@flea.best.net) has joined channel #best | [Xney] Oh no! your bashing of my penis size has caused my ego to manifest itself on irc! *** Signoff: XneyEgo (Local kill by Squr1 (*splat*)) * beaker kisses Xney’s ego.
[LarZ] karl: just so you know, plants need water — phones just need to be | recharged –mjr to karl, after karl’s phone went hottubing with him…..8/12/97
The quasit eeps! You destroy the poor killer penguin! | The Luggage hits! You miss the tribble. The rust monster misses. You miss the gray unicorn. The marilith hits! You miss the killer bee. The nurse bites! You miss the guardian naga hatchling. The long worm bites! –nethack…12/18/96 (sorry, I thought it was cute..)
“Your breasts make a nice pillow” | –Mark Roth…10/28/96
“the one thing you don’t need to know about being a rabbi is dick?” | –Jon Roma….10/27/96
“well, after a rabbi comes after him with one….” | –Jon Roma, after I said I was scaring mark with a knife…10/27/96
[beaker] rain provokes quality cuddle time | [beaker] and i’m going to chain you to the bedpost –Rodney Chen…10/18/96/…if that’s quality time…
“I was in the chair in such a way it was easier to go down rather than | get up” –Mike Ringenberg….10/11/96
“you know it’s a good day when I start doing pirouettes” | –Jason Weiss….10/2/96
“Product of Illinois. CAUTION: May explode if exposed to culture” | — Matt Reeves….9/29/96
“WHy doesn’t the english language have macro expansion built in?” | –Matt Reeves….9/24/96
“You know, I have much more fun here with you guys, than with normal | people back in the dorms….” –Jessica Warth……..9/24/96
“This is the first time I’ve ever seen lag in real life….” | –me….9/24/96
“wait for them to come out of the wand…” | –Matt Reeves….wouldn’t YOU like to know….9.17.96
“you see, I was pretty smart once…..” | –Carl Freeland……..7/12/96
[eris5] btw how did joe’s penis turn out? | [sQurl] um, slimy.. –Kristin Buxton, Jill Smith….7/9/96….we’ll let you figure it out…
“I didn’t get the required amounts of testosterone…” | –Charley Kline…….7/1/96
“jon, you need to clean out your pants” | –Joe Gross to Jon Roma…..5/17/96
“I don’t mind…as long as somebody gets it.” | –Mark Roth…..5/17/96
“I didn’t know you extended that far…..” | –Alex Parga to Mark Roth….5/4/96
“Are you a wus or somthing?” | –Jen Giordano….4/26/96
“I have smoked my fucking staff ID card…..at this table.” | –Bob Booth….4/17/96
“Look what you did to my cherry.” | “I make them into boats.” –rather not say…..4/17/96
“When they weigh less than 60% of your body weight, it isn’t polite to | just jump on them.” –Jay 4/16/96
“Squirrels can’t exactly take as mych punishment as a chew toy. | –Jay 4/15/96″
“She’s a sorority girl rotated 90 degrees” | “”Does that mean she’s imaginary” –Joe,Jay 4/14/96
“I want to be silent bob when I grow Up” | “You’d have to be silent.” “ok, then I want to be bob booth” –Mark, Joe, Mark 4/13/96
“I wish I had boobs.” | –Joe Gross…..4/2/96
“I’ve sysadmined naked before” | –Joe Gross…..3/31/96
“I have the artistic capablities of a squid.” | –Joel Jones….2/27/96
“Sex is like Euchre…if you’ve got a good enough hand, you have to go | alone.” –Jon Roma…..2/26/96
“I’m good at over using it…” | –Jon Roma…..2/26/96
“I like whining. I’m good at it.” | “Yeah, you’re Jewish.” –Mark Roth, Jill Smith…..2/26/96
* sQurl puts collision on ignore | * sQurl shakes collision [collision] The Magic 8-Ball replies to sQurl: Cannot predict now. –Jill Smith,Mark Roth (the Magic 8-ball)…..2/20/96
“No screwdrivers allowed under the table in Mark’s presence.” | *put down screw driver, pick up wrench* “No TOOLS allowed under the table!” –Mark Roth…2/19/96
” whoa, sorry, i didn’t see that til now i was too busy reading the | Bible.” –Charley Kline, studying for a debate….2/5/96
“* Fun-Boy ’s major weapon is itchy at the moment. | –Jon Roma, after Mark Roth’s comment about fear being the Major Weapon, and suprise…2/4/96
” what a grazer of dingleberries!” | –Jon Roma, bout a net-l00ser on irc….
“Someone is trying to mount me!” | –Joe Gross, 1/22/96
“If I have to suck, at least I could get paid for it.” | –Mark Roth, 1/19/96
“Man, I feel like I’ve been getting up and getting down all evening” | –Mark Roth, 1/14/96
“Why are you so damn friendly? It’s really irritating” | –Mark Roth, having an allergy attack……1/10/96
“I could never whine at Charley, he’s too intimidating.” | –unattributed (to avoid murder)………1/10/96
“took me a long time to tweak it the way i like” | –Joe Gross……11/14/95
“Hello, I’d like to order a big ass pizza” | –Paul Swanson………ordering from Gumby’s, 5/1/95
“Black ones suck.” | “White ones do too.” –Jon Roma, Jay Kreibich, 5,11,95 |
